One Free Husband Cooked Meal

Conditions may apply. Husband must be forced to comply subject to sleep, unavailability, and personal grievances. Husband must try his best. Husband must cook, plate, and present the meal. Return policy not applicable. Coupon must be presented in advance if ingredients are not available, therefore it is the users onus to provide such ingredients. Liability clause allows user to force husband to prepare meal with less than optional ingredients. (Love must always be included as one of the ingredients.) Coupon DOES NOT expire. The stupid website forced the creator to pick one.

Expires: December 31, 2999