ONE FREE RIGHTEOUS PASS
If you ever find yourself in the position of accidentally swearing, or making an impulsive innuendo, but still want to have a 10/10 position with God/Allah himself, here is a pass.
*Has no real affiliation with God and is not trying to say this is some spiritual thing that would make Allah forgive you
Expires: February 24, 2018
To:Alizeh Malik
From: Ur Fave(not ishnit), (im better) (she sucks)